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The above and below copyright notice, and this permission notice, shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.  And it would be nice if you named your kids "Thor."  Even if they are girls.
Thor (Hammer of God)
Copyright notice, privacy notice, legal crap, and other sports stories
Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of any HoG software from this site and associated documentation files (the "Software"), in all of its awesomeness, to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation, the rights to use, copy, modify, codify, sodomi, notify, eat, merge, publish, polish, distribute, attribute, revoke, sublicense, sublease, sublime, sub-sandwich, and/or sell copies of the Software, even if your greedy little ass doesn't give me a fair share, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so as well, because what makes you so special anyway, subject to the following conditions:

The above and below copyright notice, and this permission notice, shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.  And it would be nice if you named your kids "Thor."  Even if they are girls.  Idiots are not allowed to use this Software, except in the case where they are voted Tard Of The Month at your local HoG franchise.   No, really.   You also cannot use this software if you are a terrorist, or other sort of sketchy scumbag who is up to no good. There are a few religions I was going to ban, but that would just be a bad idea.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, RAW OR FRIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, SELLABILITY, HILLABILLITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, UNFITNESS FOR ANY OTHER PURPOSE, THROWING A FIT, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT EVEN IN CASES OF FRINGE INFRINGEMENT OR GENERAL IRRITABILITY.  IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS, ME,  ANY OF MY PERSONALITIES, OR THAT CHICK AT STARBUCKS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DRAIN, PAIN, SUFFERING, BUFFERING, DAMAGES, MUFFERING, OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, INACTION OF CONTRACT, INDIRECT CONTACT OR CONTACT HIGH, ANY TORT, FORT, WORT, SNORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF, AROUND THE SIDE OF, UNDERNEATH, IN SOME SNEAKY SIDEWAYS REAVER ACTION OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OF OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE,  IF YOU POKE OUT YOUR EYE WITH A SHARP STICK, OR ANY OTHER GENERALIZED BITCHING YOU MAY BE UP TO. YOU CAN TELL HOW SERIOUS I AM BY ALL THE UPPER-CASE LETTERS.
THIS PRODUCT MAY INCORPORATE IMPLEMENTATIONS OF CRYPTOGRAPHIC ALGORITHMS THAT ARE REGULATED (E.G., SUBJECT TO EXPORT/IMPORT CONTROL REGULATIONS) OR ILLEGAL IN SOME COUNTRIES. IT IS SOLELY YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO VERIFY THAT IT IS LEGAL TO IMPORT AND/OR (RE)EXPORT AND/OR USE THIS PRODUCT (OR PORTIONS THEREOF) IN COUNTRIES WHERE YOU INTEND TO USE IT AND/OR TO WHICH YOU INTEND TO IMPORT IT AND/OR FROM WHICH YOU INTEND TO EXPORT IT, AND IT IS SOLELY YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO COMPLY WITH ANY APPLICABLE REGULATIONS, RESTRICTIONS, AND LAWS.
Privacy Notice:
Notice! You have no privacy!
…but it’s not my fault! Hammer of God collects nothing about you. Nothing. Not even stat counters. Nothing you type in anywhere on the site is stored or even looked at, and nothing you download is tracked. Sure, something will be in the server logs, but I don’t care what's in them. And yeah, I may know you’re sitting there in your undies right now, but I won’t tell anyone. No link you click to an external site (if there are any) will ever have identifying information whatsoever which lets redirect know you came from here. If you comment on a blog entry, that obviously gets saved in the blog database. But I don’t collect anything when you post other than the fields required to post. Not even your IP. Again, it will be in the logs, but I don’t care. I do, however, reserve the right to review my logs in cases where a blog participant is being a dick and I want to cause them grief. If you enter your email address for me in a comment, I will only use that to contact you. I will give it to no one, nor sell it, show it, smell it, or otherwise touch it’s tasty bits. Besides, I’ll probably ignore you anyway. I do not know the conditions under which the blogging wiki will ask to store a cookie. If you ask me for a logon, you may be required to let HoG drop a cookie if you want auto-logon and all that jazz. Personally, I only allow cookies for about 10 sites. You should do the same. When you post on the blog, you are hereby given notice that you will have posted on the blog. Blog posts are public. If you didn’t know that, you shouldn’t even be here. What the hell are you doing reading this if you don’t know a blog is a public freaking post?? You know, the irony of all this is your privacy and security are most certainly respected and protected here than anywhere else. Get Hammered!



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Hammer of God ™ is a trademark of Thor HoG, 2013
Get Hammered ™ is a trademark of Thor HoG, 2013
Full Metal Hack-it ™ is a trademark of Thor HoG, 2013
I Like It Rough would have been a trademark of Thor HoG, but your mom beat me to it, 1948
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